Living With Zach

I saw something, so I said something

Informing me of an engagement on his calendar

5/7/13 — 11:36pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zn0v4ukUsNZT

Cracker Barrel buys cheddar from me.

Baller Status

4/12/13 — 2:35pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zn0v4uiWq5yo

Ease up off my D Spot

or dick

2/1/13 — 12:14am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zn0v4ud7dFBr

Totes M’Goats

Means “totally”

1/31/13 — 11:12pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zn0v4ud7Nf4q

Disaronno on the Rocks. Take rocks. Put Disaronno on it. Disaronno on the Rocks.

Said immediately following commercial using very bad Brazilian accent.

12/13/12 — 10:34pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zn0v4uZF8r4l

Destination: Coziness

Said after grabbing an extra blanket for our bed.
In “movie announcer” voice.

12/13/12 — 10:34pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zn0v4uZBDjj2

I hate Kay. They have stupid Dr. Gwen Vagina Woman.

Upon learning that he had purchased his wedding band from Kay Jewelers.
…it’s “Quinn”, honey.

12/13/12 — 10:39am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zn0v4uZ6YQaB